Mr. Cocktober.

That’s peak Jezebel right there

Jesus. I thought South Park was JOKING about people like you.

8/8 nice b8 m8

We all are... in the end.

LOL- if that’s true then most women are lying whores

Donald Trump tweeted he saw Muslims celebrating after realizing the score of the game.

Jabbar has two Bs and the analogy you’re looking for is to Magic Johnson.

Stoya, who is also a writer, was relatively silent about her break-up with Deen, which is believed to have occurred sometime in 2014.

He should have been a no doubt Hall of Famer before, but it was pretty much sealed the second Mitch Richmond got in.

What a Friday night it was for the NBA’s old guard. Carter hit this shot; Dwyane Wade destroyed poor Langston Galloway with a crossover; Andre Miller was perfect from the floor and at the line; and Kobe Bryant didn’t get a chance to humiliate himself any further because the Lakers were off.

When you have another moment of clarity and decide; “hey I know, I’ll tell the internet about politics! Yea!” Please do everybody and yourself a favor and do the following. Pick up a nice A4 piece of white paper and write out your entire theory in nice legible text, then proof read it, then check again for spelling…

Heh, I am sure that old senile fool McCain will hook them up.

Tangentially related: After the juicing and the homers and then the bizarre skin lightening treatment, nobody remembers this, but there was a time when Sammy Sosa was most famous for beating his wife with a rum bottle. When the White Sox traded him for George Bell, who everyone knew was at least 40 at the time, it was…

Drink prices.

True, but neither the Navy nor any other branch of the service is all that interested in defending Ayers.

Leaving comments like this at 1 AM is God’s work, son.

“When you’ve got her there, naked and in bed and looking at you with a lust that cannot be described, you’re gonna want to just dive in and go for it. But the smart play at that point, really, is to ask her if she’d be okay if you banged her sister instead.”

- Pete Carroll

Because it took them 13 months to even bring charges, largely because the department was trying to bury the case, including trying to get this video sealed away from public view.