Hey, I wasn’t naming any specific cheese with that example, just a general class of cheese, so if there’s one in there that you don’t care for you’re free to imagine that smelly example. I simply found the first similar looking specimen. ;)

I feel like, if she WERE a cheese, it would have to be some sort of aged pecorino or something. Like maybe one of those ones that they keep in a cave for 100 years?

OH MY GOD. This is hilarious and definitely made having to listen to that trash anthem playing in the background for 10 whole minutes worthwhile! Thank you for sharing. Everyone who likes and dislikes this song should listen to this. I always hated this song even as a kid (though I didn’t intellectually think about…

thankfully I’m not familiar with that song :D

yes, the only thing good about Toto is singing them in a nasally voice at people who actually like them as a joke to demonstrate their terrible taste in music :P

that’s what I always thought the lyric was. I like our version better, tbh.

To be fair, I got sick of Meg Ryan when I realized she wasn’t acting, but was just being herself in movie after movie and I just didn’t want to watch her anymore. That’s a problem a lot of “actors” run into in their careers if they’re actually just relying on their own personality in movie after movie after movie...

Oh, I didn’t mean what did you think of the article itself, but my theory (I linked to my comment) that we are sadly in the Terran Empire universe rather than the Federation universe...

What I need to know is: Mom, who’s dressing you to look like the first female White Hat in “Boxtrolls”??

God, I love all you nerds. <3

Also, I guess for those people out there who have wayyy too many bags on hand to put things in, there’s always this great idea:

OHMYGOD I just googled the bags to see every color they come in and saw this:

Sometimes your pastor is a wino, and he has two.

Have a star, fellow Trekkie.

Well.... I think it depends how you want to define “sex” in his case ;)

Michael Rappaport looks like the product of a steamy night between Larry Bird, Odo from Deep Space 9, and a 5th of Sambucca.

I figured you probably knew, but others (as apparently knowledgeable about their history as the interviewer and interviewee in that clip) who read “ancestors” and “descendants” in your post might think that this woman is completely removed from all that went down over there during Apartheid.

It’s become painfully clear that we’re in the Terran Empire universe rather than the United Federation of Planets universe, which is a depressing realization.

So let me get a handle on this so I don’t accidentally misplace some outrage

Yep! Part of the “Don’t Start None, Won’t Be None” corollary! And it ain’t hard!