How is Moctezuma’s revenge not authentically Mexican?

Meanwhile, Trump asks why Hillary Clinton didn’t defend women from Trump: “for 30 years she’s been a Senator or something, and in all that time she didn’t do anything about me sexually assaulting women. I mean, if you want sexual assault to stop, why don’t you make it illegal?”

Even the highly compensated employee exemption requires that employees perform some exempt administrative, executive or professional duties, though. The salary basis and level tests are just a part of it, the duties test also comes into play.

Actually, $160,300/year to wear sunglasses, drive drunk and crash your service vehicle near the Capitol, and let a man with a knife scale the White House fence sounds pretty decent.

I have no base of knowledge on which to verify your comment.

Touché. Hence the need for the fleshlight, I suppose.

Gosh, times sure have changed. My dad left the fleshlight and lube on my desk.

“‘Donald Trump, who’s that again?’ asked Millie Tracer of Skokie. ‘I came to see the game.’”

Great, so now when my future son reaches puberty what am I supposed to ceremoniously leave in his room and then never speak about, a stack of magazines full of apparently very cold women in sweaters hugging themselves?

But, you see, this merger will actually increase market competition, because, something something vertical integration, something something product synergy. I guess what I’m saying is, the Corporate Satan may be one step closer to swallowing the earth, but I may finally be able to watch Game of Thrones as part of a…

As Game of Thrones (the source of most of my scientific knowledge about genetics) would put it, perhaps the seed is not strong?

Barker v. Wingo’s not the relevant standard though, the Sixth Amendment Speedy Trial right only applies post-indictment or arrest. Cosby’s argument is even harder to make here; to show a Due Process violation based on the pre-indictment, pre-arrest delay, he has to show not only significant prejudice to his defense,…

Why is he just saying something about it now? Donald Trump has been fighting that microphone his entire adult life.

“One more point: Ted Cruz dropped out of the Republican primary in May. He endorsed Trump in September. What snow is he talking about?”

Then how do you explain the Burger Court?

The one with the books behind her is especially galling. I mean, if you’re such a genius, why do you need a stack of books? Shouldn’t you, like, know that stuff?

(1) I didn’t know that many mothers were immortal before. (2) Who is killing these mothers? And (3) Why didn’t Hillary put any kind of security in place for these mothers given that there is some kind of mother-murdering maniac on the loose?

“So, I noticed a couple weeks ago you had pneumonia. Now, I have this anal probe here, and I was wondering...”

Great, so first the Ghostbusters sequel got a female cast, and now it’s set in a shell? No thank you.

If the family’s story is true, the shooting makes a lot more sense. I mean, it’s Scott’s Constitutional right to have a gun, but a book is frankly un-American.