Almost none of these mosquitoes are even here legally. If Obama started deporting mosquitoes like the Constitution says he has to, we wouldn’t have this Zika problem. I love legal insects more than anyone (the best proboscis is Trump Tower) but we need to build a giant spiderweb across the Mexican border before our…

No?

Sure, but given that we have a de facto 2-party system, the only way for progressives to have a direct impact at the highest levels of government is to work within the Democratic Party. And the major parties are legitimized by voter participation from a broader segment of the political spectrum, which, in part, is why…

There’s not really any reason for him to drop out at this point. He wants to deliver a message at the convention, and it’s a message that the Democratic Party probably should hear, even if you are enthusiastic about supporting Hillary in the general election. And of course many of Bernie’s supporters are acting…

The Democrats need to drop the Dangerous Donald angle and just alternate between using “Tantrum Trump,” “Touchy Trump,” and “Digitally-impaired Donald” until November. For a man who rose to power on the anti-politically-correct backlash, the guy could teach a class on oversensitivity.

Until Americans across the nation can smell oral arguments, judicial corruption will reign unchecked.

But if Hillary loses white men, who will explain things to her, like how policy works, and what a Senator is?

“Consider her slogan, “Fighting for us.” For many men, this slogan would have to be experienced as emasculating. A woman fighting for them?”

I believe the law mandates that, as soon as the child turns seven, the opposite-gender parent must purchase the child a very convincing sex-change operation. That’s my reading, anyway.

But not a true Jew (or Scotsman).

It’s perfectly understandable why Trump hates the Jews. Jews have big noses, big noses mean big fingers. My own fingers are so luxuriously big, when Bernie sees them he wants to break them up. Trump could build a wall around them, and they would still be reaching over that wall to steal jobs.

But, people often simply don’t understand healthcare policy, or tax policy, etc. Information imbalance is a huge issue in politics. And the wealthy sector of the GOP is always happy to take advantage by pitting poor white people against poor minorities, even when the latter groups have more in common with each other,…

“This cry of change. The way that they’ve both gone about it is of course different but I still respect it.”

It might be a good idea to stop using the term “hush-money” in this case, since it appears that the money was paid as part of an out-of-court settlement of a valid claim. “Hush-money” has somewhat nefarious connotations, as though Hastert’s initial extortion characterization was accurate. Of course, the structure of…

Interesting how, in every speech Trump gives about how mistreated white men are in the new America, he is giving the tiniest-violin-in-the-world gesture along with all of us (a gesture only his tiny hands can pull off to the fullest). Finally, a performance artist who speaks for me.

“Well, I am going to have a Cabinet that looks like America”

So, to put it in Commonwealth terms, at this point Bernie pretty much needs to catch the Snitch in his mouth immediately and have Hillary run into a Bludger every time she goes near the Quaffle, or he is done.

It’s not that I don’t, at least on occasion (I’m not a saint). It’s just that I hate talking about food before I’ve had lunch. You’re right, though, that they are better vaccinated, I don’t really like it when my meal makes eye contact with me.

“That’s partly why herd immunity is so important.”

I question the judgment of someone who would accept an endorsement from shows called “How to Get Away With Murder” and “Scandal” after personally killing Vince Foster and making an illegal private email server out of his still-beating heart.