Background: On the Tim Allen sign, the original did have “Cocaine” on it. Apparently, they had to cover it up, which is kind of a shame, tbh.

I despise Trump and have an extreme distaste for Pence, but I’ll go ahead and be one of the few to say it—I think randomly booing Pence is taking it a step too far.

Puerto Ricans are not immigrants!!!!!!

Don’t you still have a Queen?

Seriously fuck anyone who tells others how to vote or that they threw away their vote because it wasn’t for their shitty candidate. Fuck you sir. I’m sad Trump is president, but this country had it’s opportunity to get away from a two-party system and those who are die hard left or right shit all over those who wanted…

Thank you for exemplifying exactly why you lost that election (coming from a non Trump voter.) Condescending jerks are just too fun to vote against, even when people know the alternatives suck. If you don’t like either candidate, but one calls you a moron to your face while the other one at least pretends to respect…

Yes, all those black voters that voted for the first black President in droves were some how completely stymied by “voter suppression” and not by the uninspired crusty old white women that the Democrats put forth and had to rig their own primary for.

The refusal of media outlets to actually report on policy platforms and differences between candidates is why we are all low-information voters.

“I’m with Her” was probably the WORST campaign slogan I’ve seen in my lifetime. It sums up the difference in message for both campaigns. Clinton’s said vote for me, I’m the first woman. Trump stood up there and said “I’m with you.” How can you beat that?

DNC Playcalling:

I think this comment belongs over at Deadspin.

You’re fucking crazy. We can’t actually engage with voters! They’re so smelly and poor! We gotta fire up the think tanks instead, duh.

DNC pep rally..

pay them lots of money

I don’t know - I’m thinking of setting up a mouse and rat sanctuary and chaining them up outside adjacent to the wild eagle habitat...what could possibly go wrong? I like to feed the eagles too...sometimes i forget but hey...it should be fine.

Not that you care, but white men are now CONSTANTLY told that we didn’t earn anything we have. That we need to shut up. That we are ‘mansplaining’ and appropriating and white-washing and not only do we hear these things constantly, but it’s all OK to say (and I’m sure you are thinking right now that I should shut up…

Golfers, tennis players, football players on the sidelines, Bill Murray in Space Jam; I can go on forever, baby

Lemme tell you about this bad beat poker hand from 11 years ago!

No, it won’t. Because the NFL will view it in many ways, all negative - he’s too scared to compete, he doesn’t love the sport, he’s selfish, he abandons his team even when the team is successful (portends some pretty bad things if he ends up on a mediocre/bad team), and so on.

You lost because people were tired of being labeled for having a different opinion than you. Instead of discussing issues with people who disagreed with you, you lumped them in with the crazies. Many of those people didn’t vote for Trump. They voted against the ideology that called them names and labeled them.

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