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Son of Isis cooks in a famous restaurant, and he doesn't wear Crocs. The shoes he does wear are very nondescript, black non-slip shoes. He wears them for non-cooking occasions, too, like to my Pop's memorial.

I wish I had an ex-boyfriend named Bingo. Mine have names like Steve, Scott, and Carrol. How crazy is a story going to be when the guy is named Carrol?

They were on Earth all along!

It was his sled!!

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme (July 13, 1940 – October 8, 2015)

Ann-Margrock was on, too. She took care of Pebbles and sang. No funny stuff with Fred.

Check out this picture of Wilma Flintstone and Stoney Curtis making eyes at each other whilst angry Fred Flintstone fumes.

An infrared photon walked into a bar and said, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

Oh, it's Wednesday!

My son rocked at D.A.R.E. This was of no consolation when I bailed him out after a possession arrest in 2001.

Craig Robinson! My boyfriend! Swoons

But is there a bunny named Gladys?

Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something. – Henry David Thoreau (July 12, 1817 – May 6, 1862)

I make jokes about apes, screwdrivers, and katydids . . .that talk!

Hi, my name is Bunny, I'm 23 years old and really cute!!

You're questioning the verisimilitude of a joke with talking apes?

Caesar The Ape​ walks into Dr Zaius​' office, and says "Dr. Zaius, Caesar can't stop singing 'Sex Bomb'. This is very embarrassing for Caesar!"

If time were the wicked sheriff in a horse opera, I'd pay for riding lessons and take his gun away.
- W. H. Auden

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