It's still on and we (and our dogs) will head that way soon.

There is a flood watch, so we need to find out if it's safe to head out that way. I'll let you know.

You think we go around using our deity names out in the world?

We saw Kong:Skull Island the weekend it opened, and we enjoyed it, too. Last weekend, visiting my mother, we were talking about movies and I said "Samuel L. Jackson plays the Samuel L. Jackson role." Brother-in-law asked "Does he die?"

Puzzlemaster Will Shortz did NOT call me. The answer to his little brain-teaser is GRIDDLE, KNIFE, then FRIDGE, KINDLE.
http://www.npr.org/2017/03/…

Failure has a thousand explanations. Success doesn't need one. - Sir Alec Guinness (2 April 1914 – 5 August 2000)

Someone once gave me a "Chicken Soup for the Soul" book because she knew I like to read.

A katydid walks into a bar and orders a Bloody Mary.

Ghost Paper? I ain't afraid of no ghost paper.

Yeah, Osiris and I were listening to "Good Things" by the BoDeans, and the chorus is:

What do get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
Halfway!

Yes, his name is Horus.

I'm tired of that old guy who claims to be the "sixth member of the Dave Clark Five," and the other old guy who says he's the "fifth member of The Bobby Fuller Four" but that middle-aged woman who's claiming to be the "fifth Non-Blonde" really takes the cake!

Busted! I am Isis, the Mother Goddess.

OMG, y'all, Bertrand Russell just followed me on Twitter!

When they were filming "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes here in New Orleans," Caesar walked into Snake and Jake's Christmas Club Lounge, and said "Caesar is in a bar. Caesar wants a Tom Collins."

A screwdriver walks into a bar and orders a Cosmopolitan.
The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you."
The screwdriver answers, "Y'all have a drink called Stanley Tools™?"

Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to your house! Knock, knock!
Who's there?
THE CHICKEN!
April Fool! A Chicken could, at best, peck at your door, and could only answer your query, if it did, with "bock-bock".

Where do ghosts catch the train?
At the manifest station!

If you serve vodka and orange juice to the Duke of Edinburgh, what might you call the cocktail?