Y'all, is this some kind of joke? Why can't I find "gullible" in the online dictionary?

Google translate gave me ρόπαλο γυναίκα for "bat woman".

Not his birthday, but this quote is on the April 2 half of my "Best Things Ever Said" page-a-day:

It matters little who first arrives at an idea, rather what is significant is how far that idea can go. - Sophie Germain (1 April 1776 – 27 June 1831)

His tweets are fan fiction.

The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes. - Nikolai Gogol (31 March 1809 – 4 March 1852)

My mother would find this distressing. She doesn't even like the Kool-Aid Man.

I am skeptical in most things, so I usually figure out pranks. I am also prank-averse, not generally enjoying anyone (myself or otherwise) being fooled, especially in a mean-spirited way.

I recall another dog owner commenting, of our dog "Jackson looks loaded." He wasn't, he just has a hound dog face even though he's a golden. He's now 12, so his old dog goofiness contributes to the illusion.

Lifetime movies:

Truth does not become more true by virtue of the fact that the entire world agrees with it, nor less so even if the whole world disagrees with it. - Maimonides (March 30, 1135 - December 12, 1204), "The Guide for the Perplexed"

Who knew sculpting in bronze was so complicated??

This needs to be settled by shirtless arm-wrestling, memorialized in HD video.

Also, The Atheist Pig is named Winston
http://theatheistpig.com/in…

Well, his middle name is "Ste. Marie".

They've gone over the One Steve Limit:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/…

There are no little events in life, those we think of no consequence may be full of fate, and it is at our own risk if we neglect the acquaintances and opportunities that seem to be casually offered, and of small importance. - Amelia Edith Huddleston Barr (March 29, 1831 – March 10, 1919)

One-Steve Limit, damn it!

Thanks. The dogs wouldn't like that.

I wonder if there are fountains in Gorky Park. My dogs enjoy fountains.