Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. ― Maxim Gorky (28 March 1868 – 18 June 1936), “The Lower Depths and Other Plays”

Like life itself my stories have no point and get absolutely nowhere. - Thorne Smith (March 27, 1892 – June 21, 1934)

Next week's challenge: Name two things found in a kitchen — one starting with G, the other starting with K. If you have the right ones, you can rearrange the letters to name two other things, one of them found in the kitchen starting with F, the other one probably found elsewhere in the house starting with K. What…

What if it's The Phantom Stranger?

Puzzlemaster Will Shortz did NOT call me. The answer to his little game is “I READ you and “I DARE you”.
http://www.npr.org/2017/03/…

Robert was Droopy: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Don’t look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you’ll know you’re dead. – Tennessee Williams (March 26, 1911 – February 25, 1983)

Aquaman is hot.

Stealing.

Nanette Byrd!

"but he has a million dollar heart!"

If you stop to be kind, you must swerve often from your path. - Mary Gladys Webb (25 March 1881 – 8 October 1927)

There ain't no sanity clause!

Captain Spaulding: One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say, tusks. You try that some time…As I say, we tried to remove the tusks, but they were embedded in so firmly that we couldn't budge them. Of…

Chicolini: Now I aska you one. What has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and lives in a circus?
Prosecutor: That's irrelevant.
Chicolini: Irrelephant? Hey, that'sa that answer. There's a whole lot of irrelephants in the circus.

A friend of mine (middle-aged like me) was on campus at Valley College in the early 1980s while "CHiPs" was shooting an episode there. Erik Estrada walked past her, checked her out, and said "nice." She called after him, "I am more than nice!"

You go for it! It's like the name of a firm in a low-budget movie. One of my friends from Courington knows the real firm name and still calls it "Prestigious Law Firm"; I list is as such on my Facebook; I used to list Courington, Kiefer & Sommers, LLC as "A Law Firm", but now it's listed by its name.

My supervillainous schemes are long-term in nature. Revenge is a dish best served so cold it causes hypothermia.

Pink is a Millennial, isn't she?

My sources tell me that the attorney who didn't want me fired can't keep a secretary (I dealt with him for almost five years). They should've gotten the other other one (a/k/a that bitch) a new secretary and assigned me to a different attorney.