Step 2: Move the fuck out of SoCal

MX5s have gotten big lately eh?

Good thing not everyone is you, eh?

There’s nothing that brings me more joy that when mr honda civic si has his “cold air” filter right in the fenderwell and tries to cross a medium deep puddle. Then hydrolock, then tow truck. . .

Uh oh, it looks like this libtard was triggered!!!

Holy fuck, raise your standards. You must be really really easy to amuse. I love simple people like you.

IF you serve some close to authentic tacos on cinco de mayo at a discount, you know my ass is gonna be there. Que onda wey!

Whoa, not everyone is out to offend your sensibilities. But I am. Go change your tampon before you get more pissy and end up in toxic shock.

What do you call a bus load of Social Justice Warriors going down a cliff. Hilarious!! What? did i fuck that punch line up?

yeah. .. cuz libs don’t troll. You must be blind or just plain stupid. Yes, that was a troll to your troll, in case you didn’t know.