It makes me smile that you think PR campaigns get major cash.

Not even close. I said that one person over 40 is less mature than one person under 20. I said sleeping with the more mature person was more fun.

It's like the took some photos of hipsters going about their daily lives and built the advertising campaign around them.

let them?

Everything about this guy makes me want to throw up. Even his favorite sandwich.

"Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?"

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

Righteous Rojo Rings $12

Shit, they don't even have to be that rich, and that powerful, and it's because much of the time they can do whatever they want.

Because a lot of the time they DO get away with it. Ordinary dudes get away with it. Rich and powerful? You're bullet proof.

I come for the stories, I stay for the drama.

Someone make this happen in gif form. It might be the only thing to ever surpass the Diddy and Bjork talk on the phone gif.

I'M GOING ALL IN WITH VODKA, YOU GUIZE. TEAM VODKA!!!!

JINX!!!

Team Smirnoff Ice #andproudofit!

If you were dating and he said he wanted to downgrade to friendship status, that is not the same as being "friend-zoned." Being friend-zoned is when (in the victimized mind of the person using the term) the guy (it's usually a guy) wants to date the girl, but instead of asking her out he tries to be her friend. Then…

I'm giving myself an Adult Award this week because the other day I asked a guy out, he said he wasn't interested, we had a conversation about it, and now we're going to continue being friends and I feel good about it.

Guys, let's make this happen.

At first I was like:

This style of band is popular at HBCUs.