Yeah. We don’t use them for security blankets around the house or for the walk to the mall though.

Seriously. Just driving one is like joining a cult here.

That’s where you are wrong. In Seattle it is a society of passive aggressive animal loving vegans that judge every decision you make that does not align with theirs. I bet that Subaru had a “I’m with her” sticker on it.

Except for when they’re not. Like if a guy walks in a crowded room, shoots a bunch of people and rapes all the women, but there’s one guy in the corner admiring his gumption. /s

MASTER OF DRIVING, LOOK HOW I SWING
TWISTING MY HIPS AND SMASHING THIS THING

This is all a plot by the Republicans to make it appear that Trump isn’t the most senile person in Washington DC.

It should be noted that Officer Palladino attempted to shoot Tiger, but his Asian and Caucasian sides refused to move out of the way.

Tossing this in the ring. Cool: mostly, but who else has a dad could do a massive burn out and then take his bike to the park.

i’m interested, but i spoke to the wife, sadly, and we’re not going to take it.

What’s that I see?

Underthteer*

It’s like what Mike Tyson said, “Everyone’s Walter Rorhl until they understeer into a ditch on a dry public road in broad daylight.”

This everyday death metal is awesome...

“You ain’t fuckin’ metal till you got a clutch pedal”

LATE AAAAPEX!

you can’t use the transbreak in NC

Plus, to get these times, you gotta run the battery only 1/4 full, so you aren’t carrying the weight of a full tank of electricity.

Sorry, I meant to imply that ‘you just get back up’ after you’ve murdered the dog. Should have been more clear.

Unless you just get back up.

If it were such a fucking miracle he wouldn’t have crashed in the first place.