Lamboatghini Aguador

Sounds like you need a shoulder to Chiron.

lAMBOAT ABOATADOR SV

Trim was off by a degree.

I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Design is wayyyy overcooked.

Time for an Insurance Discount for all Manual transmissions....it’s the least annoying anti-theft device out there.

Heroes wear two types of capes. Those that cover their backs and those that cover the backs of their heads.

Any FWD with a huge aluminum spoiler?  

M badges on non-M BMWs.

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I always thought the vents under the headlights made it look like a rich, emo kid.

bear free zone

“This is the only road out of camp. If anyone gets seriously hurt during the competition, we’ll have to load them into the back of this specially-prepared Mercedes-Benz E-Class AMG 63S wagon... [pause for shift-pop] ...and rush them all the way down this narrow, winding road to the nearest hospital. And while this…

Growl like a bear? Needs more bear on hood.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Just a little bit of memes I had to do because I can’t afford a demon, or hellcat, or SRT, or rt, or even a base challenger.

okay.....