There once was a fool from Manhattan

So - Well ripened.

Sorry but you mistyped that list. Let me correct it for you:

Heh. I recall my 486DX loaded with 4... count ‘em, 4! salvaged 200M drives. 16M ram to the max, and the overdrvie socket. And then tormented on which to pull to put in one of those new “CD” drives that held more than all remaining 3 combined... Up from my Amiga 500 with 2 floppies.

My favorite illustration of cosmic distances:

I wish we could get some sort of Blade Runner style Final Cut. Take the few good things about the special editions and cut out all the bullshit.

We won’t have a lit up night. For one, for only a quarter of the year, Earth will be between Gliese and the Sun. For two of the quarters, the Sun, Earth, and Gliese will be in a bent ‘L’ shape orientation of some kind, and Gliese will rise and set at midnight-ish or midday-ish. For a quarter of the year, the Sun will…

God damn you, you magnificent bastard.

You’ve not heard the Beastie Boys until you’ve heard them in the original Klingon!

Man, why is Deadspin covering bullshit like this. What about sports? Why can’t we have a “Best QB’s of the 80's” post? Like remember Warren Moon?

“It looks like it’ll focus on the mysterious disappearance and return of a young woman who may have crossed onto other planes of existence.”

Honey, PLEASE.

Only $69.88 at Harbor Freight with a coupon

Now, hipsters can stone people in style.

Winter driving is such a skill. I took my driving test in 12+ inches of snow. I went to school in a place where it snows a few times a year, but not much when it does. Every time it snowed I would take out some of my southern classmates, drive them to a deserted parking lot, and teach them how to handle a sliding car.

I am so unbelievably hopped up on cold medicine right now, I can remember all sorts of fun.

Brandon Dawkins must have gotten hurt on the play; it took him an awful long time to get up.

Hello Mudda