My middle school music teacher taped "Eternal Flame" off the radio so he could teach us how to sing it. But during the lead-in the DJ name-checked his lame-ass pseudonym as part of a station ID: "This is Sandy Beach on Q102."

I have no interest in metaphorically killing you, and I truly admire your optimism. My fear for the country (and western society in general) comes less from any long-lasting policy these incompetent, evil tools might enact and more from the sense that democracy has been exposed.

There's a lot of table-setting in the first half that's pure red meat to noir fetishists like yours truly. It's fun just to hang out in the world. Then "Rollo Tommasi" happens, and all the patience and care is put to the side so the plot can step on the gas. The end does feel rushed and little anti-climactic given the…

But will it still be unavailable in Canada?