I think that's only if you're facing the death penalty. Tang isn't, so his goose is cooked if the Canadian authorities find him.

It was probably just a lot of, "Phone call for Junior Ficker!" and "What do you think of that, Son!"

What's more, according to the mayor of an Ushuaia suburb who was allowed to search the car, a TD Bank pen was found in the glovebox. Clearly, the only reasonable interpretation is that Clarkson was trying to make fun of Argentina for defaulting on its national debt.

They should get him a kiddie pool and fill it with mint sauce.

"Respect the A" is also one of the unwritten rules of the porn industry.