I would have hooted with laughter. Come on! That didn't crack you up?

The WNBA is only attended by the athletes mothers and their lesbian friends from the local metro area.

If you don't understand it, then don't comment on it or assume it. Just shut up. Thx.

And right there, you fulfill all the stereotypes of an out-of-control princess-level entitlement queen.

Am I the only one pissed that since she decided to do something so heinous and irresponsible she didn't mow down the entire pack of spandex jackals? I mean really, 1 for 10?

I believe they were tending to a cut on the arm and as they were making conversation about how bad the traffic on the PCH was last Friday, the nurse reached down for a reassuring swirly on the "cooch button" and got a fistful of Central Valley Crystal Ice.

Woody Woodpecker, my friend. You must be under 40. :-)

<seriously speaking> Can you give some examples? Fair weather baseball fan (Go Giants?) asking.

I was being towed behind a boat on one of those little knee boards. Less that 25mph, they skim across the top. Any higher and the nose digs in and you (on your knees) go from leaning at 10 o'clock (on the side view) to 4 o'clock in under a second....face first.

Story, please.

How 'bout you give me a subsidized BJ?

I went to the wedding of a niece (whom I care for quite dearly) and for me, the only payoff was a good meal. Once that was done, my wife spent the rest of the time restraining me from burning rubber out of the parking lot.