you are both correct.

Alternate take: They’re actually doing great things for the planet since they’re working as hard as they can to get rid of the humans as fast as possible.

Alternate headline: Administration That Bitched for Eight Years it Could do Things Better Can’t Actually do Things Better

Make no mistake: Trump does not really want to bring back coal jobs.

“Secretaryof State Rex Tillerson has done nothing to calm fears in the region that we’re about to get into a nuclear war, claiming that the US hasn’t ruled out preemptive strikes against North Korea.”

The middle pipe is where the VTEC goes after it kicks in.

Yeah. Much easier with an existing factory. And it’s not like there is a shortage of those in the US.

Dang, they got ripped off. I’d have gladly moved all that dirt myself for only $150 million.

I can. Its simple. It will happen again. And again. And again. Until we stand up and say, “no more”. Until we decide as a people to take a direct interest in what is being said on our behalf using our political voice.

A warning for what? The onus is on you not to watch things that will make you sick to your stomach — and a literal slideshow shouldn’t come anywhere near meeting that criteria. “Here are some photographs. They move across the screen. May cause diarrhea.” Give me a break.

I wish I could give that 2 stars.

D.B. Pooper

When you govern from Twitter....

When you start fact checking Twitter, the whole system falls apart.

Still, they’ll never be able to take away the memory of that Bowl Game when they beat Trump University.

“You Can Watch Esports In VR Now, But Why Would You?”

Because you own a VR headset and want to watch e-sports? I don’t think that’s much of a stretch?

Don’t people know what the fricking trunk is for?

On an unrelated topic. Zen diagram of a Uber driver and Trump supporter being able to drive a manual transmission? 

People say Suicide Squad looked like a Hot Topic exploded and I don’t know of a better way to describe it.