Speaking as a Swiss citizen (the home country of Richard Mille), there is nothing more Swiss than an incredibly expensive watch that tells you to be punctual about going down on someone.

It’s almost like they can change into anything at all...

I dont remember any Skrulls being in agents of shield, the primary aliens they have dealt with were the Kree 

No, but calling it ‘human cockfighting’ makes you sound like a boomer. 

Exactly this. As a former kickboxer myself, the athletes are fully aware of the risks involved; honestly, UFC is fairly tame in terms of governance. If people don’t like MMA, there’s a whole slew of combat sports where headshots are illegal and the combatants wear helmets.

I mean, no we aren’t, and that’s kind of the point.

One involves either kids or young adults that have to continue to damage their brain to receive a scholarship.

Because combat sports athletes are aware of the risk involved - Football players are lied to. 

The sport is called ‘MMA;’ UFC is the name of this particular promotion, and you sound like a boomer. 

I personally don’t get it either though I imagine it goes something like this

Genuine question, though I understand it may read as criticism . . .

It’s exceedingly bizarre the two consensus best players in this series are probably leaving their teams this summer.

Maybe his weight loss is because Thanis did take half a person out of him. 

Judging by his current shape, I’d say Thanos did make half of him disappear.

yeah! because this harmless, innocent artist who generally does his best to be good and kind to people deserves to be dusted because you hate his art! fuck that nerd!

He’s a millionaire.  Several times over.  

Hey, Sleepyirv. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky is back in the news? Yeah. Yeah, she gave an interview to John Oliver but she didn’t share much. Said her lips were sealed. I guess there’s a first time for everything, amirite???

It gets lost in the humor of it but god do I feel shitty for the kid.  He may have been a bit overhyped as a no. 1 pick but achieving your dream only to immediately forget how to do the most basic task is just horrible.  And doing it in front of millions of irrational people.  I hope he finds success and fulfillment…

Markelle Fultz: Rehabbing With Donald and Goofy

I can see where consumption of sugar sweetened beverages is bad.