“Our Economy is setting records on virtually every front - Probably the best our country has ever done. Tremendous value created since the Election. The World is respecting us again! Companies are moving back to the U.S.A.”

Try playing ‘A Dark Room’ in front of a campfire sometime. It’s a phone game, mostly text with minimal ASCII graphics. I used to think electronics in the woods was silly, but that was an experience.

If you can’t go 10 hours without shitting, you may need to see a doctor.

Yeah—I got chills from both Aretha’s performance here and from the Mr. Harriot’s writing about it.

I am not equipped with enough word-knitting ability to weave a tapestry out of the favor some almighty things has bestowed upon this royal voicebox.

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

This article is worthless without the actual list inside of it.

They can guarantee there was no collusion, they can guarantee North Korea has stopped its nuclear program, they can guarantee there is widespread voter fraud, they can guarantee there is no human-caused climate change, they can guarantee Mexico is going to pay for a wall, they can guarantee there was no Russian…

Ashley, can we agree that there is only one correct Laura Ingraham graphic to accompany these posts? I refer to this...

This looks great, but I don’t see the free version in the App Store.  I would really like to try it out before paying $5.

Title: Seth Rogen put a presumably white child actor in blackface, presumably for “comedy”.

I think we might have just found the biggest non story in human history.

Jesus.. Picking your favorite Kardashian? That’s like saying my favorite STI is gonorrhea due to it being curable.

Bingo Gubelmann

Not half as obscure as the law covering the President’s skincare regime; the Emollients Clauses.

YOU LEAVE SATAN OUT OF THIS