“They make up stories without any proof! How can they do that to the man who single-handedly denuclearized North Korea, brought NATO spending up to 4% and is definitely building a physical wall on the mexican border at this very moment!?”

G-A-R-B-A-G-E

A: These are asylum seekers, who have broken no laws.

if only there were single women

We at Code 45* are embarrassed to report that the Doug Ford debacle up here has resulted in our entire team being a bit....umm... “under the weather” today. Every one of them is either toxically hungover, still drunk, or just plain catatonic from the shock. They tried - they really tried - to make some kind of sense…

And most of all, it’s scary, I think.

If anyone here is in crisis or knows somebody who is, 741741 is the number for Crisis Text Line - it’s a completely anonymous and free texting service with members who are trained to help talk you through whatever you’re feeling and help you get to a cool, calm moment. Keep it in the back of your mind or in your phone…

According to today’s Code 45*, the president’s subconscious is once again begging for its flushed orange host to be stopped, because he’s sucking too much of the fun out of the lives of too many people. Do you remember hearing people, every now and then, sighing contentedly that “Life is good”? Do you? I think maybe I…

When it leads to your impeachment.

In recognition of the “lying husband” referred to in the Barf Bag headline, today’s Code 45* takes us back to the familiar theme of lies, lies, and more lies. Untruths, both small and large, both subtle and flagrant, appear to be the new coin of the American realm these days. The tally of the falsehoods spewing from…

Oh man, that Malcom Jenkins video has me in tears. Good on him.

An oldie but a goodie.

Today’s Code 45* shows our boy once again projecting like a mofo. First, the list of things El Montículo Repelente de Esponjas Malolientes has done that violate either the letter, the spirit, or both, of the US Constitution is staggering. Second, the number of times he’s proven to be outright lying,…

The Supreme Court decision has everyone talking and it goes without saying IANAL, but shouldn’t the whole “I can’t bake your wedding cake because of religion” be an easy case to litigate?

that’s a tardigrade!

Not that it matters but I never fired James Comey because of Russia! The Corrupt Mainstream Media loves to keep pushing that narrative, but they know it is not true!

Well, well...that was quite the outburst-y day, wasn’t it? Hard to make sense out of this shit when he goes off all pell mell like that. But that’s what we’re getting the big bucks for.

without resorting to gendered slurs

OK, so even though the number of Code 45* words today was only three (two of which were “did”, and the other “law”), the message itself is rather convoluted. It turns out that he’s revealing the moral code that guides his every thought and decision. Allow us to explain.