Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

Kid, ditch this religion stuff. It’s bullshit.

And they’re spectacular.

around the same time that shame disappeared or became and ugly word. we are free to do or say anything......the internet fucked ruined us

Only three words eligible for the Code 45* today, and the Twitter output of late indicates that El Tortuga Llameante continues to busy himself with trying to subvert and derail this whole Russia investigation thing. But he knows, deep down, that it’s not going away – it has a life of its own now. In fact, the more he…

Today’s Code 4 – WITCH HUNT!! – 5* deals with so many of the thoughts swirling about in the president’s brain that it’s hard to keep – WITCH HUNT!! – track. [What? That’s a thing now, isn’t it? Just shouting “WITCH HUNT!” in public at random moments?]

I don’t like her music, but dammit if I do like her.

I got stoned after work so I’m sitting here high reading the titles of these books thinking they were real for a hot minute-highlight of my day. I wanted to be hippie cool like Dawn and I lived for the descriptions of Claudia’s outfits-her sneakers with the “tongues rolled down”

This guy needs a history lesson:

I gotta be honest about Jezebel for a minute. This site used to run cool historical pieces on women (every once in a while) or fun community posts. Now, it’s re-posted, day-late, buzzfeed posts OR this bullshit, which is to pick a celebrity (usually a woman....) bash them for some stupid shit and then move on to…

Ah, the perfect, once again, is the enemy of the good.

There’s so many clues and nothing is happening I have no more hope this country can be saved

Why do I keep feeling like none of this shit will ever really matter? It depresses the hell out of me thinking that Trump is going to get away with everything.

Early reports not looking good? No shit, fuckface.

The Twitter action today is really all about them witch hunts; not surprisingly then, so is today’s Code 45*. The administration was hunting for a new CIA Director, and boy did they ever find a…..Gina Haspel. We hear that El Calabaza Mohosa is so excited by the confirmation of the icy torture queen, he slipped into…

This beautiful thing is a hand-made remake of the classic board game Cathedral, put together by fan Squeazle.
 

Man, don’t these people know that Dr. Octagon isn’t supposed to be an inspirational figure?

The Code 45* team is not alone in recognizing the president’s penchant for “protesting too much.” That is, the more he screams his innocence about something, the more we know he’s def guilty of it. Every time he screams “NO COLLUSION!!” we’re more certain than ever that there was “ALL KINDS OF COLLUSION! SO MUCH…

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An abortion.