All this talk of torture (and the Dicks who love it), coupled with Gina Haspel’s confirmation hearings, naturally puts us in mind of the Central Intelligence Agency. Speaking of “Central Intelligence Agency” and “mind”….
All this talk of torture (and the Dicks who love it), coupled with Gina Haspel’s confirmation hearings, naturally puts us in mind of the Central Intelligence Agency. Speaking of “Central Intelligence Agency” and “mind”….
Is it Possible that Code 45* shows Unthinkable Stamina and is Better than all other Sad, FAKE failures? Just asking!
I died laughing, but then again I have a sense of humor.
Un-fucking-hinged, baby! The Code 45* team reports that El Condición de Piel del Diablo pounded out a record-setting 14 words with exclamation points today! (This totally means something important - perhaps the number of Michael Cohen’s sixteen cell phones that were used exclusively for Trumpy shenanigans?) Imagine…
...or an impressionist’s view of a Klan rally.
He told me he spent 200 hours with The Witcher 2,500 in Grand Theft Auto 5, and 600 in Fallout 4. Skyrim was the only game that came close to his current Witcher 3 obsession, with around 1,500 hours logged.
OK, everyone (including the Code 45* team) knows that 45* is a filthy man. A lecherous man, whose mind is rarely far away from thoughts of sex - with little regard for where he is or who he’s with. Most of us remember him deciding that the nicest thing he could say about Madame Macron was that she was “beautiful” and…
The DNC has opted to use its wildly limited resources to wage a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the Trump campaign, Wikileaks, and the Russian government, alleging that they conspired to help Trump win the presidency. “This constituted an act of unprecedented treachery: the campaign of a nominee for President of…
He fed a man poison. I work in the food enrichment industry and fluoride is one of the things (such as vitamin A and selenium) that we have to be very, very careful of when we add to premixes. That the person he poisoned didn’t actually die or become seriously ill was lucky. If I shoot a gun at you and miss, my bad…
Fuck him and fuck you too. You’re both monstrously sociopathic dicks with shit for brains. As if it doesn’t already suck on a truly existential level to be homeless, you have to keep an eye out for people disguising pranks as a modicum of decency.
Eating too much toothpaste can make someone seriously ill.
Ren “is now facing a charge of a crime against moral integrity.”
The Code 45* team has noticed how much you Americans love your proclamations; so many Days, Weeks, or Months dedicated to observing or honouring some thing or another. All presidents make these “ceremonial” proclamations, which are mostly meaningless other than to designate some time of special-interest observance or…
The Code 45* team notes that statisticians and criminologists love to organize all the many and varied criminal behaviours into various types of crime to support analysis. Property crime, violent crime, street crime, white collar crime, and organized crime are among the more common categories. There are many…
Whole lot of nope. Survivors of trafficking don’t want this. It’s a horrible bill that only people who either hate sex workers or don’t understand how trafficking works would support. https://survivorsagainstsesta.org/
So today’s Code 45* would be some combination of the words “corrupt” and “business.” Yeah, we’re done here - I’m pretty sure y’all got this one.
There really should be a way to organize the comments so that the latest ones show up first. Every time you post a new version of this list, I still see the same comment lamenting the removal of Infamous Second Son. Not that I disagree, but I wanna talk about Inside.