This looks great, but I don’t see the free version in the App Store.  I would really like to try it out before paying $5.

Title: Seth Rogen put a presumably white child actor in blackface, presumably for “comedy”.

I think we might have just found the biggest non story in human history.

Jesus.. Picking your favorite Kardashian? That’s like saying my favorite STI is gonorrhea due to it being curable.

Bingo Gubelmann

Not half as obscure as the law covering the President’s skincare regime; the Emollients Clauses.

YOU LEAVE SATAN OUT OF THIS

“They make up stories without any proof! How can they do that to the man who single-handedly denuclearized North Korea, brought NATO spending up to 4% and is definitely building a physical wall on the mexican border at this very moment!?”

G-A-R-B-A-G-E

A: These are asylum seekers, who have broken no laws.

if only there were single women

We at Code 45* are embarrassed to report that the Doug Ford debacle up here has resulted in our entire team being a bit....umm... “under the weather” today. Every one of them is either toxically hungover, still drunk, or just plain catatonic from the shock. They tried - they really tried - to make some kind of sense…

And most of all, it’s scary, I think.

If anyone here is in crisis or knows somebody who is, 741741 is the number for Crisis Text Line - it’s a completely anonymous and free texting service with members who are trained to help talk you through whatever you’re feeling and help you get to a cool, calm moment. Keep it in the back of your mind or in your phone…

According to today’s Code 45*, the president’s subconscious is once again begging for its flushed orange host to be stopped, because he’s sucking too much of the fun out of the lives of too many people. Do you remember hearing people, every now and then, sighing contentedly that “Life is good”? Do you? I think maybe I…

When it leads to your impeachment.