In recognition of the “lying husband” referred to in the Barf Bag headline, today’s Code 45* takes us back to the familiar theme of lies, lies, and more lies. Untruths, both small and large, both subtle and flagrant, appear to be the new coin of the American realm these days. The tally of the falsehoods spewing from…

Oh man, that Malcom Jenkins video has me in tears. Good on him.

An oldie but a goodie.

Today’s Code 45* shows our boy once again projecting like a mofo. First, the list of things El Montículo Repelente de Esponjas Malolientes has done that violate either the letter, the spirit, or both, of the US Constitution is staggering. Second, the number of times he’s proven to be outright lying,…

The Supreme Court decision has everyone talking and it goes without saying IANAL, but shouldn’t the whole “I can’t bake your wedding cake because of religion” be an easy case to litigate?

that’s a tardigrade!

Not that it matters but I never fired James Comey because of Russia! The Corrupt Mainstream Media loves to keep pushing that narrative, but they know it is not true!

Well, well...that was quite the outburst-y day, wasn’t it? Hard to make sense out of this shit when he goes off all pell mell like that. But that’s what we’re getting the big bucks for.

without resorting to gendered slurs

OK, so even though the number of Code 45* words today was only three (two of which were “did”, and the other “law”), the message itself is rather convoluted. It turns out that he’s revealing the moral code that guides his every thought and decision. Allow us to explain.

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

Kid, ditch this religion stuff. It’s bullshit.

And they’re spectacular.

around the same time that shame disappeared or became and ugly word. we are free to do or say anything......the internet fucked ruined us

Only three words eligible for the Code 45* today, and the Twitter output of late indicates that El Tortuga Llameante continues to busy himself with trying to subvert and derail this whole Russia investigation thing. But he knows, deep down, that it’s not going away – it has a life of its own now. In fact, the more he…

Today’s Code 4 – WITCH HUNT!! – 5* deals with so many of the thoughts swirling about in the president’s brain that it’s hard to keep – WITCH HUNT!! – track. [What? That’s a thing now, isn’t it? Just shouting “WITCH HUNT!” in public at random moments?]

I don’t like her music, but dammit if I do like her.

I got stoned after work so I’m sitting here high reading the titles of these books thinking they were real for a hot minute-highlight of my day. I wanted to be hippie cool like Dawn and I lived for the descriptions of Claudia’s outfits-her sneakers with the “tongues rolled down”

I gotta be honest about Jezebel for a minute. This site used to run cool historical pieces on women (every once in a while) or fun community posts. Now, it’s re-posted, day-late, buzzfeed posts OR this bullshit, which is to pick a celebrity (usually a woman....) bash them for some stupid shit and then move on to…

Ah, the perfect, once again, is the enemy of the good.