Oh no, I just came up with an awful strategy. Send text chats to Facebook executives claiming to be a 15-year-old girl, and try to get them to come to your hotel. When they show up for sex, you say, “Actually I’m a programmer. Let’s talk about my code zdown in the conference room, or I’ll call the police.”
Every lefty is partly ambidextrous due to right-handed norms. It’s why we’re smarter and more adaptable.
Life always finds a way.
She still hasn’t found what she’s looking for.
Nothing will happen at 80, but when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.
How did you fuck up a Back to the Future 88mph reference?
brilliant
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you're just an idiot.
Destiny a game in which you travel the solar system making friends, finding heroes, and kicking ass with them.
colloquialism
Dinner, uh, finds a way.
No.
And that artifact turns out to be Excalibur, which will look like a toothpick in Optimus Prime’s hands, except that it can transform from a tiny sword into a giant sword, because movies. It will also somehow be racist.
Maesters HATE her.
Dr. Leaf has perfected this revolutionary new method!
Blue #5.
