Life always finds a way.

It’s clunky, and isn’t very accurate. There’s jumps you have to do, like at a windmill where you have to jump in the opposite direction the character is moving, based on the perspective you’re forced to view them by.

I am 9 hours in...still haven’t beaten.

That last part is wrong. The company that makes that salad, cares very much about how long you look at it.

Doesn’t surprise me at all, for Seattle.

Dude, I was wondering the same thing. I’ve had the game since alpha too.

The problem I have with the retro system is there is no technological constraint to prevent them from having every NES title available.

No. I don’t remember writing this.

The shirt is using the wrong form of ‘are.’

I think it would be more objective reporting if you used images of multiple brands, where each brand is displayed equally. Or, even better, used images of fake brands.

I’m willing to bet zero of the information given was his to disclose.

Here you were sneaking games out, and a GameStop employee was too fucking obtuse to let me see the back of a game coming out today.

If you did even a moderate amount of sleuthing, you’d know that the video is fake, and ‘Patrick’ is a YouTube actor for the channel 2150Studios

No, because like every fucking ToO week, it’s filled with try-hard snipers.

Missed dye opportunity.

“Touch my helmet, yeah, right there. No! The red part, yeah! Mmm” - Actual quote from Darth Vader

I don’t buy that at all. That’s some very backwards thinking, and realistically that won’t even be something you can do in the next ten years.

No.

Glad to see the first world is living in the third still.

That’s obsession. I’ve got 200 hours, and I’ve done everything in the game well before that.