In the past they’d just die.

We wouldn’t want someone’s hobby, which study after study has shown to decrease response time, to bleed into professional gaming—the one industry where response time is the most critical element.

Legit lawl’d.

Stay away.

Well too bad, you have to play as a normal, heavily built cis-trans vegan going through a polysexual phase.

Well the key to a healthy prostate is mastrubating 4-5 times a week.

Step 1: Take the spaghetti out of your pockets and clean your pants.

Unsurprisingly, the majority of Kotaku voters are highly polarized, and have sticks up their asses.

Shit.

Coworker: What’s the shortcut to do a strike-through, I’m almost done with this project.

Anyone else immediately think of this?

Glad to see I'm getting likes 1 year later.

10 shots is hardly alcohol poisoning.

I really do like my PS Vita, but I don’t give it nearly as much love as it deserves.

It’s at nearly half of their goal, and only hours since the announcement. I’d call that a positive response.

I hope this takes place after ME.

I wonder what the rates of suicide were each decade. Do we see them as the same, higher, lower? Do we simply perceive it is being a huge issue, because we have technology that makes the lives of others so pervasive into our own?

Anyone else notice this?

You know what would be nice?

I get why it isn’t there for raids.