I love John Oliver. He breaks down complicated issues into snarky tidbits that I can impress my friends with. That way I never have to formulate my own opinion.

Typical rich old white man keeping the more talented black man from working.

I just want to be clear. Deadspins official stance on ISIS is to blame the western world for their actions. Is this correct?

Fuck pasty emasculated white dudes. Oh wait. That's timmy Burke

OMG black people. So great.

The tone of this article would be much different if it was a black player who was attacked.

Racism. Amirite

Anyone who says anything negative about rousey is anti feminist and gets 0 internet points to use at the moral superiority store

Look at you being a good feminist. Internet points for life

This is the best sports moment of my year. Not because I have a problem with rousey (I don’t care) but because all of the faux feminists at deadspin are having mental breakdowns over it. Fantastic. No moral superiority for you!

Do they have white guilt and elect presidents who claim that ISIS is a JV team that has been contained ?

Deadspins fetishization of young black athletes surpassed creepy a long time ago

So many stars from white knights

Bad feminist. No moral superiority for you

Obama will apologize to ISIS.

Terrorists seize Paris and you put this shit up. Fuck you kyle

And look, your apocryphal story gets approved. It's almost like deadspin has a political agenda.

6% color blind. Deadspin defends. 30% white men. Deadspin hates. Lolz.

Barry approves posts that condemn an entire alumni base of 500k as child molesters but doesn’t approve fact based posts about tom leys deviant sexuality.

You know that MLB representative is an OWG. You just know it