Defensive boyfriend: "She's a performance artist who works from home. Currently she's doing her interpretation of The Vagina Monologues, improv, with audience participation."

Or, I dunno, "Enlightenment".

That was my take, as well. It's possible that he's both asexual AND socially awkward, and just doesn't want to dine alone on his birthday.

Yeah, that sounded like a pretty clear bait and switch to me. He's not honoring the terms of the agreement, so renegotiate or GTFO.

I think I've sacrificed a lot! I've built up businesses!

We totally need a "reposted Roman grafitti" comment account.

Dikapuke. :-(

Yeah, but then we'd have Pence. And then… Paul Ryan? Who's next in line? Maybe there could be a really dangerous poker game.

George Michael Bluth?

Damn book-larnin', makes 'em think they're better'n us.

I refuse to call it anything but alt-reich.

No, no, srsly, they should have gotten Tila Tequila to add her authentic ethnic gravitas to the role.

I'm predicting there will be more of that going on in the next four years. Possibly not starvation in the US, or at least not commonly; but lots and lots of malnutrition and unsafe drinking water and oh, yes, ignorance as public policy.

I'm so sorry.

Trump's election was the snot-slinging tantrum of entitled white trash. I have no sympathy for his supporters, who are going to suffer for electing him.

Wilson did his best, and even FDR took a shot at it, but Jackson maintains the title, I think. Although you gotta give Grant a nod in there somewhere for supporting and encouraging the genocidal trend that Jackson started.

After all of the "MSM is just as bad!" bullshit this year, I finally subscribed to some news sources online. NYT, WaPo, couple of others. It ain't much, but if it helps keep the lights on I'm glad to spend a little money for quality.

Well, to be fair, his mother DID love him. Until he turned her.

In Communist Russia, line punches you!

I was thinking it was like Alvin of Chipmunk fame starting to have a major holiday-inspired psychotic break.