And in Eric's name, not that that means anything.

Kudos to her for her restraint. I would have been tempted to say, "With due respect, sir, what the fuck does that mean?"

Well, seems like the craft beer craze is juuuuuust about done.

He's a wimp's version of a real man.

I'm guessing he could, if he had the attention span for it.

Could honestly go either way. Best to ignore it.

I think that would count as sending hazardous material through the mail.

Yes, but would we be able to tell?

Except in a Russian novel he'll also be referred to as Misha.

I had a massive crush on the Marquis de Lafayette, and mourned the death of my true love (200 years before I was born) for ages.

Oooookay, backing away slowly now. I mean, lactose intolerance is a thing, but it's a lifetime thing.

On the other hand, "MAVCGA" is pretty much the noise I made when I read that.

I assume they'll become films about saving the Vice President, or perhaps the President's hot daughter.

So do we.

I was thinking it seems like a lot of alcohol to put in your hair. This seems like two great things that should resist merging.

I gave out Thank Fuck gift certificates for Christmas.

Excellent user name/comment synergy.

Wait, this is Earth One? Shit, I'm supposed to be on Earth Three.

No shit. I want that thrown in his face at every available opportunity. For over a decade he insisted that President Obama's administration was illegitimate, and all he could finally muster up to say about it was "I don't talk about that anymore."

Benadryl trivia time: Benadryl was originally developed as an anti-psychotic. It turned out not to be useful for that, since at the dosages needed, it completely dried out the mucous membranes.