There are two things to remember about this tragedy:

If you're talking about the art and not the person, I don't give a shit. Bad art is bad art no matter what the form, right?

"We have prisons now filled with guys my age. Sixty-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody,

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHARE MY BONER'S FEELINGS ABOUT YOUR BOSOM AND SCARF?!

I understand and respect that. At this point, I also think it doesn't have a lot to do with the reality of my relationship.

I knew a guy, but he got shot in a restaurant.

I explained to him that filet mignon is a steak, a very nice cut of beef. This guy actually argued with me, causing a big scene.

High five for ancient dating sites! Love your name. I'm flattered that an obviously important person such as yourself would reply to me!

"(which they tragically and inexplicably failed to title "Amy's Baking Company 2: Electric Bouzaglo"*)"

Yahoo! Personals here. 10 years married and one of the only couples we know who isn't divorced or close to.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Of course! For only $100 you get a thermos that says "GTFO" in large letters. We'll cram your initials on there for only $50 more.

Karen Milton:

Yes. Yes I can.

I was 12 and went on vacation with a friend. When I returned my father had shaved his beard - something he had worn all of my life. I didn't cry, but it didn't feel like my dad. I am Team Daddy's Girl on this one!

OMG! I love love love lomo saltado! I lived in Peru for a year and a half so I've definitely eaten my fair share. Unfortunately, there are no Peruvian restaurants near me and I've been too intimidated to try making it myself. I'm glad yours turned out great!

I won a $200 blender yesterday, and I got a raise. Bring on the margaritas!

That's not what complementing means.

I've said this before here, but for those who have not read it: