It’s exhausting just reading about her. She’s just so try HARD!!

I CANNOT believe that people are outraged over this ad. 

Justin Timberlake will always be a giant asshole. ALWAYS.

All four of these people are completely unworthy of their station in life. Without their expensive clothes and fancy titles you’d never notice any of them walking past you on the street. Everyone of them is a total drip...and worse. Must be a nice life.

Other than the big crowd she got with her announcement, she was boring as hell. And totally unprepared to defend her record as a law enforcement person. She seemed totally unprepared for lots of things and her campaign was woefully disorganized. It starts at the top and the top was not prepared for the long slog. 

Well this is an improvement. Usually, Uncle Joe shoves his own foot in his mouth. 

As much as I hate this worthless kid, if it weren’t for him Donald Trump would not become only the third president ever impeached.

A moderate Republican? WHAT. THE. FUCK! Have the Dems swung so far to the left, Obama is now a Republican? We are totally going to lose the next election. Mark my words.

This entire family seems so out of touch, miserable, and uncharismatic. Without the fancy titles and the castles, you’d never notice any of them passing them on the street.

A cozy life? I’m in my late 40's and have 4 roommates. Living paycheck to paycheck. I do know enough to know that me and my woke, left-leaning, Brooklyn friends are not the ones who will decide this election. It will be decided in Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Ohio. Maybe you should check out the polling…

Don’t throw shade at Obama. He won twice so he knows how to win shit.

I really think Democrats are going to lose this thing. Ugh.

VP? Haley is setting up for a presidential run in 2024. Like the holidays, political campaigning starts earlier every year.

So disgusted by this story. You know she’d be kicked out of the family if she didn’t sign papers handing over her medical records to him. He’s using that and money to control her body and her choices.

I am weirdly entranced by this show. Jennifer Aniston is fantastic in this and I wish she had better material to work with, but she still totally fucking kills it. I want to see where they go with her, what got Mitch fired, all that.

Poor Kaitlynn. She will never understand that no one is as into Miley as Miley is into herself. Cyrus just borrows personas and people depending on what mood she’s in and what will generate the most publicity. Cody Simpson will be giving this same interview a year or maybe even just a few months from now.

Tyler’s got a bring in the money for this studio so I can’t throw shade at this, as much as I’d like to throw shade at the entire outdated, sexist concept of the Miss Universe Pageant. And I’d like to throw a whole ton of shade at that.

An SNL cast member who literally plays Pete Davidson. Imagine how much harder a woman would have to work to get a gig on SNL and then get her contract renewed for a second season. She’d have to work much, much harder than Pete Davidson playing Pete Davidson. 

Oh My God! 500 Days of Kristin. That was the first time I really, really started to question Jezebel’s editorial decisions. What a boooooring feature that was. 

At least Pete Davidson is kinda famous for a reason.