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It’s nice if you want to do that for your partner but it needn’t be a have-to like Tan seems to insist. As if you don’t care for your partner if you don’t French tuck your skinny pants and roll the sleeves on your bright print button up. There is daylight between that and full on hobo slob (Justin Beiber we unfortunate

Is this a good place to bring a doll?

Does anyone else think that Antoni looks like a grown up, gay Shawn Hunter from Boy Meets World? I noticed that recently and not I can’t unsee it. They have the same eyes and mouth. 

I love Tan but I cringe everytime he says people should dress and look nice for their partners. To show them you care. That thought process doesn’t work for me. I can love you in pajamas (and out of pajamas rawr).  

Look, the thing I like about Tan is that he actually chooses clothes that feel like something the person would actually wear, as opposed to the old Queer Eye where I recall thinking that Carson would pick clothes that he felt were fashionable without any regard to the person’s actual preferences.

The dude’s zero-effort cooking is my favorite part of the show. Good job telling your stepmom that you’re gay. What an amazing, monumental step in your life. You’re growing into the person you need to be. Now put some beans in the crock pot and call it chili

The thing with quinoa is that if you are going to deal with that then you better know what you are doing and infuse it with flavor from jump, like have it cooked in stock and spices. The shame is that people who push quinoa the most are also afraid of flavor (unless they are Peruvian) and the whole dish is just a sad,

People have argued with me before (and I don’t disagree) that the way you perceive salt and sugar can be conditioned. Like, if you never eat candy, apples start to taste very sweet. If you mostly eat undersalted food, it probably tastes fine. Where this discussion breaks down for me is that there’s a huge chasm

Sometimes I wonder if this health-organic-whatever food craze is a disguised way of pandering to wealthier Americans who are actually picky eaters. It’s hard to get my kids to eat at healthy cafes and restaurants while we’re out and about or at a children’s museum or whatever, because....the food doesn’t have

Macadamia nut crusted fish? GTFOH.

A POX ON ALL EXPENSIVE VEGETABLE-FOCUSED RESTAURANTS THAT DON’T SALT THEIR FOOD.

Oh man, how did I miss this. It’s short and sweet, but here is my belated entry:

My grandfather was going in blind to a double date. Neither couple worked out, but my grandfather asked his buddy if he could take a shot with the other woman. So they go out dancing, he makes sure they dance past a mirror so he can check out her ass. That week he asked her to marry him.

God I need to get out more. 

Blind Dates run in my family.

Not mine, my parents. Dad home on leave, nobody around to drink with but a neighborhood guy he’s known forever. All night, dude talks about being in love with this girl (who’s engaged), drags dad to girls house in another town. Shitfaced childhood friend introduces them, and immediately pukes near the front door. Hot

Not mine, but my parents’ friends. They met about forty years ago when she was a bridesmaid at his wedding. They hit it off, But he had literally just gotten married that day so they both shrugged it off. A year goes by, first marriage goes to shit and they run into each other in the street.

Not mine, and it’s super simple, but also incredibly sweet .

My fiance and I met over Tinder - I’m a Tinderella - and I 100% tried to ghost him after we slept together on the night we met after messaging back-and-forth for a few weeks. He caught me trying to leave in the very early morning and convinced me to stay with arguments that began with “it’s still dark out” and ended

Someone suggested my brother-in-law date a certain girl at the college he attended. He did not know her but knew her roommate. He calls roommate for an introduction, but roommate is out. Third roommate answers the phone. Somehow, despite any conceivable reason for doing so, they get to talking.