I was going to say LASIK, but the answer is really ANY type of elective surgery (for more information, watch the TV series “Botched”). I got my LASIK done 11 years ago by a doctor who specializes in it, is well-known, and had performed the surgery on multiple friends of mine, and I’m still very happy with the result.…

Jesus, if my diabetic husband ever hears about the combination of cinnamon raisin with bacon chive, his life is over. He would totally sacrifice a limb to that. 

Those results are almost exactly what I’d expect. Cinnamon raisin is definitely not my favorite bagel but it gets an unfairly shitty rap. It’s really surprisingly good with chive or scallion on it. The blueberry w/ veg combo is interesting, I may need to try it sometime.

When I was a stupid teen in the 1990s, I worked at a bagel shop. The job was fine, but after about 11 a.m., business slowed to a creep on the weekends. To keep ourselves entertained, one month my co-worker and I tried every permutation of bagel and cream cheese on the menu to determine the best and worst pairings.

That is what gets me. Thanks to the internet, I keep seeing stories about amazing women all around the world who did things. Big, bold, adventurous, piss of entire continents of men things.

The only person in that family who didn’t suck was season 1 Sybil, so of course they totally tanked her character and then killed her off.

I mean, the Monte Cristo officially exists, so all of this is legit.

There are uncountable recipes in the world that combine sweet, savory, and salty together ... because those are flavors that taste good together. You can find such recipes in basically every single cuisine on the planet.

17! She was a baby!

I love that show! The costumes, storylines, everything. But yeah since it’s mostly about “women’s issues”, a lot of people are turned off. And I think some people find the birth scenes hard to watch (which has me rolling my eyes a bit). I mean, hey, we can watch a guy get his head crushed in GoT, but heaven forbid we…

Well I know how sniffy the critics get about Call the Midwife. One of the best dramas out there, but it’s about women and babies not politics or murder so it gets dismissed. There is nothing wrong with something that makes you an emotional wreck!

This is not shade or a dig, but I can’t believe KK is only 33. That means she was young AF in all my favorite movies of hers, which are all of her movies.

I have a friend who orders pork roll, egg, and cheese on a blueberry bagel.

This is America, you can order whatever culinary abomination you like. That does not make it right.

Is there anything more horridly stupid than New York shitbirds flipping out over a politician eating food wrong? “OH MY GOD! Pizza with a fork and knife?! I never!”
It’s one of the most annoying things about New Yorkers next to literally every other thing about New Yorkers.

In college I ate canned tuna with barbecue sauce...mixed together in a bowl...straight. It was LIKE smoked salmon, I guess.

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER

I mean, this ACTUALLY IS what right-wingers purport Benghazi to be.

Bingo. That part is kiiiinda NOT a nothingburger, y’all. It’s not surprising that he knows nothing about military operations, but it’s nasty hearing them laugh after we had people killed. This oughtta be his Benghazi imho.

Few people seem to be talking about how he discusses the Niger ambush.