I know. It’s a shame, isn’t it? I miss the 1990s air travel situation, where Southwest was kicking all kinds of ass, ValuJet wasn’t scary yet, and I could meet or wait with my girlfriend at the gate.

Ft Lauderdale was the most stupidly laid out airport I ever travelled through and the TSA agents were the most rude and inefficient. You're making a good choice.

One thing to note: yes, the TSA precheck program is $85 - but it lasts for 5 years. At $17 a year - at least for me, living in DC and flying out of DCA all the time - it’s an incredible bargain.

Not to mention excessively lengthy TSA patdowns of young girls. It’s one of the perps, er perks, of the job.

Fortunately it’s just art that someone made up, like religions that actually believe we are the center of the universe.

In an infinite universe, any point can be the center. In a finite universe, placing ourselves at the center is fairly conceited.

I love you both for this thread. Thank you.

Don’t look, I’m nekkid!

You made me think of this:

I can see my house from here

It’s as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face!

The last word “them” in the post is clickable and tells you everything you need to know. But good work, Bobby!!

I laughed even harder once I clicked through because I still had no idea who they were.

You’ve met her, so many times. Met her and met her....

Jason Bateman’s face in that scene was golden. I can't stop laughing.

Accurate.

Rita Ora???

As a fan of the species and our dominance over the planet, I’m thrilled with the news.