I know. It’s a shame, isn’t it? I miss the 1990s air travel situation, where Southwest was kicking all kinds of ass, ValuJet wasn’t scary yet, and I could meet or wait with my girlfriend at the gate.

Ft Lauderdale was the most stupidly laid out airport I ever travelled through and the TSA agents were the most rude and inefficient. You're making a good choice.

One thing to note: yes, the TSA precheck program is $85 - but it lasts for 5 years. At $17 a year - at least for me, living in DC and flying out of DCA all the time - it’s an incredible bargain.

Not to mention excessively lengthy TSA patdowns of young girls. It’s one of the perps, er perks, of the job.

I love you both for this thread. Thank you.

You made me think of this:

It’s as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face!

The last word “them” in the post is clickable and tells you everything you need to know. But good work, Bobby!!

I laughed even harder once I clicked through because I still had no idea who they were.

You’ve met her, so many times. Met her and met her....

Jason Bateman’s face in that scene was golden. I can't stop laughing.

Accurate.

Egg?

Rita Ora???

As a fan of the species and our dominance over the planet, I’m thrilled with the news.