I learned the hard way to note my sarcasm. 😂

Fellow grey pregnant person here. Decided to cross country ski on Friday and maybe pulled my groin? Loose tendons? IDK, but today it feels like someone tried to rip my right leg off.

Need to finish Jessica Jones and Daredevil. Also, The Man in the High Castle. I have a lot of shows on tap.

So I’ve decided to give OKC another shot even though it’s historically been the worst. Because people are always looking for new dates in the new year, right? Then I got a gross message (not the usual “hey sexi bb” ugh) and now I’m considering running away from all men permanently again.

I enjoy internet, too, but an important part of communication is the nonverbal and that can get lost on the internet. It can be easy to misread what someone posts if you can’t see their body language or hear their voice. We can’t see that and sometimes we can’t judge how our comments might come across to someone else.

What’s everyone watching these days? I just finished Daredevil on Netflix (good, dumb fun), and I'm rewatching Downton Abbey in preparation for the new season.

I have always commented on Jezebel and am still gray. Last year I started commenting more on Gawker and got ungrayed pretty quick. I feel like Jezebel is much more exclusive (is that the word)?

A few days ago, a woman posted a picture on the local Facebook of a van that was parked in the no parking grids between the handicapped parking area. She did this to shame the person who was parked there. I thought it was a bad idea of share a picture of this van and it turned out to be right.

I can’t remember if I told you this but no hair ties please! I feel obligated to tell this to every cat owner after surgically extracting an impacted ball of hair ties from a cats stomach.

Sounds similar to Bluebell (except for the fluff). It’s too bad you never tried Blue Bell but it may be a regional thing. I really liked them because their ingredients were basic.... milk, sugar and actual chocolate... Real fruit, that sort of thing.

I’m making a big pot of Italian sausage and tortellini soup with lots of spinach and zucchini mixed in. I’m going to thinly slice day old Italian herb bread, soak it in butter, sprinkle a bit of garlic salt on top and toast them in the oven. I’m throwing a mini, get over your hangover and watch a bunch of 30 Rock DVDs…

hard cider! and doing one of those dinners where I just eat some random things from the fridge until I’m full... oops.

Hey Jezebellians,

Look, Jezzies! Baby kitten update!

Hey guys! Mindymoo always asks what you’re drinking, so I’m here to ask what you’re cooking/eating? I’ve got spaghetti squash in the oven now. Going to cook up some brocollini, green beans, and some “asian-ish” chicken thighs to go with. I spent the day watching Jane the Virgin, which if you haven’t watched, you need…

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? Fruit2o and codeine cough syrup for this little lady. Into the final stretch of my Twilight Zone marathon! I finally got some sleep last night, so I was able to watch a ton of them without commercials. Because my dumb ass DVRed them, despite owning them on DVD. I’m doing my life wrong…

I would eat tacos, but they wouldn’t “cleanse” a fucking thing. Lying cretins.

Can we just put him in a cage with Rhonda Rousey and let her beat his ass into a pulp already? I'd pay per view that shit...

I haven’t had Bluebell since the recall last year. I just want a banana split ice cream that’s made with real banana chunks, real strawberries/ chocolate swirled in- not artificially flavored banana ice cream with maraschino cherries and fake syrup swirled in.

but..... republicans always say that regulations of ANY kind are bad for amurrikuh?