The last time my parents moved, I got there early and met the movers at the new house. Because the kitchen was the last thing to be packed at the old house, it was the first thing off the truck. So, my aunt and I were able to unpack and organize the entire kitchen by noon that day. It was such a load off my parents. I…

This scene is my favorite part of the movie (I mean, I have many favorite parts, but this easily ranks near the top).

I’m a 36I (US, which is very different from UK bra sizing, in my experience). I tried elomi a while ago and I don’t remember what exactly was wrong with the fit, but I remember thinking ‘this brand is not for me’. I’ve been buying Dominique bras from Bare necessities for a couple of years now and they seem to fit…

“DriveTribe” sounds like someone saying ‘drive time’ with a cold.

Boob twins! Thanks!

ugh. this. I’ve literally never had a cute bra. When my boobs were small enough for one I was too young and it was inappropriate, but once I was old enough, my boobs were too big. Fuck.

It would work if it was McKinnon, but 10 bucks says it’s Bell.

“He was a yuuuuge star. Very rich, very rich. Not as rich as me, but he did alright.”

I love this rumor. The only possible explanation was they were literally pulling names from a hat.

A-fucking-men. The families are the ones being irreparably damaged by this. I can’t even imagine what that woman went though.

Yep, I think a lot of people felt that way, myself included, at first. Then I read an interview with the show’s creator. She said the show is based on her experience of marrying an older man with kids. The title is self-deprecating, once you know the backstory, but of course, most people didn’t. It’s a shame because I…

That, and if it had a different title. I think a lot of people didn’t realize the title was a joke.

A whole pound of bacon! Seriously, it’s good for your skillet and it cooks perfectly. Also this roast chicken recipe is amazeballs and it only takes an hour. Save some of the bacon grease and make hash browns in the skillet.

I make this spatchcocked roast chicken every few weeks and it is always absolutely amazing. So easy (and fast), too!

+1 During Allergy season I use Nasonex plus Mucinex plus Sudafed (well, the generics for each). It works pretty well for my very serious allergies.

The secret to no chafing: rub cheap stick deodorant on any part of your thighs that might touch. I swear to god it works.

First of all, Zombie Easter is a parenting win. You and your daughter are awesome.

You just gave me an existential crisis because I’m seriously debating whether or not I would and I don’t even know which way I’d go... I have very very strong feelings on both sides of this issue.

Haha I keep meaning to see it. Adding it to my netflix queue now!

oof. you had to do it twice? You poor thing! They only took two of my four, but the other two are so high up there they are basically in my cheekbones so they’ll likely never have to come out (fingers crossed!).