It's like Judy Blume meets Bret Easton Ellis. Congratulations!

I did stand up at the bar and yell "TODAY, I AM A WOMAN!" and got a free beer for it.

You should have used the opportunity to ask random women if they had an extra pad to spare.

My husband said he'll never get me pregnant again because I am the most miserable person ever at the end. My kids were 10, 6 and 9 days overdue. I got SO FUCKING SICK of people saying "oh, haven't had the baby yet?" Yes I've had it. I'm just wearing a prosthetic pregnancy stomach for the fuck of it.

It did let me know Melissa Joan Hart was still alive so that's good i guess.

ew gross a pregnant body

I think she looks great, and a bikini seems more practical anyways, instead of stuffing yourself in a one piece.

I kind of love that she just went out in the bikini. Like "I'm pregnant - so what?"

That way you don't mind the delivery so much.

This is what happens when you are a seriously tiny woman having a seriously large man's baby.

Ed L. YOUR SERVER DOESN'T CARE. YOUR SERVER DOESN'T CAAAARE. There is nothing worse, being a server, than a customer trying to educate you on your food. If you send a server back to the kitchen to ask questions, make them good. Food allergies are a good thing to send your server back for. Trying to educate the brigade…

Harmony's review reminds me of a review of a local Korean restaurant which basically says, "The food was good and authentic, but I can't give this restaurant five stars because I'm not into Korean food."

I picture him as a combination of Michael Scott and Mr. Bean.

RIGHT? That's like putting the color blind guy in charge of new paint colors at the paint factory. Just, no. I'm sure you are a nice person but no.

I found it hilarious that he thought it was so special that the place had a bulletin board full of business cards...like every diner ever built.

Vote: Moto X

Ugh. This line though:

All I read fo Jim S. was "First problem: Ugly girls."

Jim S. sounds like he has body dysmorphia. But, like, just for other people.

"but it gets doubly funny when you consider Matthew is reviewing a goddamned Benihana"