The anthropomorphic personification of hair gel, I imagine.

There is nothing funny about Adam Levine; he is a serious man engaged in serious pursuits, like throwing seriously sexy Halloween parties.

I'm not wild about the headline. I realize that the Italicized "Honey Boo Boo" is meant to clarify that the reference is to the show, and not the child, but it still reads like Alana was molested. Which she hasn't been as far as we know.

Is there some reason the authorities haven't stepped in and removed the Honey BooBoo kids from their mother's home? Wouldn't what happened to the oldest girl, and the fact that June(?) is now dating the man who molested her daughter warrant giving the father custody?

Good 'ole southern parenting- 'Shake off that old molestation, Anna, Mama's bringing Marky back home, she's gotta get her groove on too!' This is entirely consistent with what I expect out of rural Georgia.

I heard that Sugar Bear set a guy on fire (?!) but even he is far preferable to the other option.

I said it yesterday and I'll say it forever GET THOSE KIDS OUT THAT DAMN HOUSE!

i 100% believe harry and taylor was fake because if i don't i'll literally die.

Jennifer Lawrence's PR team has called it quits with Chris Martin's PR team. Too bad those two crazy publicists couldn't make it work.

My moment of food (somewhat related) absurdity:

Can we please not make definitive, inflammatory statements like

Hi,

People without a family history don't need to run out and get BRCA testing.

I was waiting tables one night at a naive 20 years old when a man approached me as I was passing by the restrooms of the establishment. I was attempting to briskly walk back to the general region of my section after doing some food running and promptly was stopped by a gentleman outside of the ladies room. "Excuse me,…

"Yes, and I like my coffee like I like my men." The waiter, without changing his expression said, "I'm very sorry, madam, but we don't have any gay coffee."

Logical me says go to the party, but introverted me says, fuck it, option two is the clear winner. Enjoy!

I have two options this evening. Option 1: I brave the cold and rain and wind and attend a party a friend from work is having, be social on a Saturday night and possibly make new friends in a city where I have 2 close friends 1 boyfriend 1 cousin and a few acquaintances. Option 2: I stay home and out of the cold and…

I think you'd be one ridiculously classy person if you had a jeweler re-set a replacement stone into the ring from your ex so that you could return the heirloom stone (via the tolerable sister). Assuming the rest of the ring absent the heirloom stone is of value/you like it and want to keep it/whatever. If the…

Ok, what if there is an heirloom STONE in the ring but the rest was purchased by my ex-husband whom I am 100% not on good terms with. He does have a tolerable sister. Is is cool to just send back the diamond or whatever?

I was engaged once to a wonderful woman. She was killed in a car accident several months before the wedding. I did not give the ring a single thought until a couple of days after the funeral, when her parents returned it to me. I wasn't sure what to do with it. Eventually I took it back to the store where I bought…