i could feel a phantom fedora tipping on my head while reading it. gave me shivers...

. The home was big, it was close to my in-game office

My version of “Justice for Laura Dern” is bringing her back to the Jurassic Park franchise where she slaps the shit out of everyone currently involved (hell, drag Treverrow on screen just for the occasion) and screams, “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS BULLSHIT?! I’VE GONE TOE-TO-TOE WITH RAPTORS — SHUT IT GRADY!…

Josh McCown: Hold my beer. [drops beer handoff]

For which team?

But what about herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and a bunch of other STDs I can’t spell?

The deceased on the gurney was in fact named Royce. He was a rolls Royce.

I’m curious...what would the compromise be? Half a child that they share with another family?

Hope you’re doing okay! But I can live Linsday’s lifestyle too if I stop taking my meds and start doing a Scarface level of cocaine.

So does a lindsey Lohan lifestyles store just sell hard drugs and alcohol? Or does it also sell tupperware?

Step outside of the big three. There are 3 microbrews in walking distance of my office.

Checks door jam of 2016 Mini: “Made in the Netherlands”

It’s because conservatives have been so effective in convincing Americans than public health care is for Communists.

“So what do you want for your birthday this year?”

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

This is exactly like the press outta North Korea. Not even a joke.

Less cheese? Blasphemy

Cooked on the skillet with sweet sweet manteca.

I would never order a crunchy taco on purpose. If I want crunch, I’d rather get something with a more stable shell, like taco bell’s crunch wrap supreme. Or better yet, something not crunchy at all.

If you really think Putin will play by the rules, as well as China, I have this sweet bridge in Brooklyn I’m looking to sell, real cheap.