“He kept flinging himself forcefully at my club. I tried to walk away, but he kept smashing head-first into it! I was scared for my life!”

One of my favorite things is watching slow motion replays and watching fan exuberance slowly give way to the realization of defeat.

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Thank you for the idea, do you have any tips on the tallest TV antennae

Please promise you’ll try out our tricks!

Hey bros, look at all this weed I bought from this super cool upperclassman I know! He told me “Oregano” was this awesome new strain of dope. I can’t wait to try it! Let’s wait till our parents leave and go carve an apple we can smoke it out of.

Actually, it’s the sound of every employee at every single digital media platform on the planet typing “The Juice Is Loose” at the same time

yeah that seems like a sure why to have a bad break up and end on bad terms I was also shocked by that recommendation. this woman was very clear that this is her first serious relationship, and what she needs to do is put her big girl panties on and sit down and have a respectful convo with this person she has known…

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!

I hope our brave FIRST RESPONDER (ret.) was not injured while bravely defending our freedom!

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

Before I even read any of the comments.

That is a shit ton of speculation. And given that the Lyft rep said this didn’t happen on the Lyft platform, I’m confident in saying you’re wrong from the start.

Poor Baxter.

Dacia, the company’s Romanian budget-brand, for example, saw a 9.3 percent sales increase in Europe thanks to its revamped Sandero (one of the least expensive new cars in Europe) and the new Captur small SUV.

HondaBro right ‘bout now:

I am no longer surprised about this. Middle aged middle america watches all the super popular shows that I couldn’t imagine watching. Kevin James is set for life off of syndication for King of Queens and if this goes that route.. holy shit this man is an inspiration to the extraordinarily average male

We all know that what color you dress your child in will affect how they turn out as an adult. That’s why I always dress my son in all black so he will grow up to be Batman.

Welcome to the world of Black woman, where we get NOTHING. Rarely the love interest or aspirational woman to be cherished and loved and protected. Pretty much always the sassy best friend who has no life outside of the white folks on screen. And good damn luck if you’re dark-skinned and rock your natural hair/braids.

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.