And there it is! Butthurt Detroit fans FTW!

Maybe you missed the fact that Deadspin has posted more articles about Larkin in 2016 (2) than the McDavid/Eichel combo?When will the Deadspin tyranny against Detroit Red Wings 19 year old rookies end? Every article not about Dylan Larkin should include an obligatory mention…

I have Bluetooth headphones on all day listening to stuff, join the 21st century guy.

Disneyland or Disneyworld? I may or may not have had the naughty times with one of the Snow Whites.

+1 Mengele

Vikings have it down to an art? Then what do the Lions and Browns have it down to?

#correcthottakes

Anybody else masturbating right now?

Homeless man shits in the middle of subway train, no one bats en eye. God bless people who lie on the internet.

How often, at neighborhood parties, are you dared into some sort of throwing competition?

I understand what you are saying. I am from Buffalo and have been a Bills fan for 30 years but chill out bra. This is done on every team. It is mostly just jokes. I promise the Bills fans are no worse than any other teams fans. I saw an old man fight (three old men fighting) in Miami. I also saw a dude take a dump in…

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

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Dexter Manley was a good as anybody in the league for a few seasons in the mid 80s, especially 86-87.

Better than Bruce Smith? It’s not that there are better, but there was a tight circle of equivalent DEs in the league at that time, especially Reggie White. There was very little seperating those 2.

I don’t know about BEST EVER but Bruce Smith is definitely top 5 (top 3 maybe?) all time, and agree that he is overlooked more than he should be. BUT....LT is the best defensive player of all time, he changed the way you played on BOTH sides of the ball. Also, his off-field game was strongest: he used to send hookers…

For all their inhumane and despicable actions, the NFL’s tribute to Mark Kelso was a nice touch.

I'm hoping he ended up with a better car and everything worked out okay. I really do.

I did a couple of years in prison for drug stuff. You would think that walking out of the prison a free man was the most liberating feeling I have ever had. Incorrect. The most liberated I have ever felt is when, after 6 years of doing some combination of all of these things listed EVERY TIME I DROVE THE CAR, I…