MERRY FISTMAS EVERYONE!

Didn’t Ian Fleming (as well as other secret british officers) come over and train in secret in Ontario during WWII? For all that, and all the globe-trotting he’s done, we have yet to see 007 get assigned to anything in Canada(!). He came close in Thunderball, but asked M to change it to Nassau as it was a better lead.…

Don’t make a relative your agent or financial advisor is really important advice for pro prospects.

See, this kinda shit never would have happened in my family. We were raised right and always taught that if you never stand out or amount to shit, no one will expect you to help them out. Duh.

My dad toured Nazi Germany the way it should be: From the air, in the pilot seat of a B-24. He was pretty sure some of the packages that fell from his plane landed close enough to “make that two-bit paper hanger piss his pants”.

I hate it when recoil breaks the muzzle on my riffle.

From some of the most Tims dense locations in Toronto, this is enough distance to shoot from a Tim Horton’s, pass through another Tim Horton’s, and hit a target in a third, enemy occupied Tim Horton’s.

Elegant dinner party for the most elegant people in alllll of New Yoooooork!

Holy shit, Nazi ideology is not left wing. *sigh*

Because tragedy something something comedy.

Sounds like someone locked their knees.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Isn’t that a crime? Genuinely curious if he can be arrested for inciting violence.

As someone who has Native American blood (Snohomish), and was raised in an Native American community (Tlingit/Haida of SE Alaska). My opinion on the skins, long before there was any hint of actual ties were simply this:

I wouldn’t wanna work at Blizzard, most of all on Overwatch. Probably can’t take a piss without someone getting offended about it.

I admire the work they put in, but I’d be lying if I said it didn’t feel a little off to me. Guess it just takes some getting used to.

Two Canadian brothers, aged 6 and 8 crash parents’ truck in hella Canadian joyride to Tim Hortons

Aw. I was sad when my mom cleaned out my old room and threw out my participation trophies too. Poor dumb misguided racists, I feel their pain.

Outdoorsmen are literally the best friends of environmental groups. Or potentially, anyway. I can’t hunt, fish, trap, or even just be in the beauty of nature if that shit is all fucked up a ruined environment.

That last paragraph is why I detest the NRA so much. I’m an avid collector, I like having guns, shooting guns, and hunting. The NRA doesn’t stand for me, it stands for the companies that want to sell more guns, at any cost, to anyone with the money, regardless of whatever risk they might pose to others.