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It’s kind of a shame the article couldn’t have been assigned to someone who was actually interested. Then we could share our excitement with them.

The number of episodes has been announced. Four 90-minute episodes, one for each season. They’re already rebuilding the sets and filming is set to start in February, to my knowledge. Shush you, it’s gonna be great!

Jared was the white bread of teen show boyfriends.

Yeah, without Sookie I can’t get behind this!

Without making a big deal out of it. Go, mama.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. I have been joking about Richard dying for several months now as I watch Gilmore Girls for the first time, because his credit always said “special appearance by” before his name! I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO DIE. IT WAS MY JOKE WATCHING THE SHOW, WILL THIS BE THE EPISODE?

Nah Milo Ventimiglia is a hot piece but he was always 8 years older than me so I don’t feel as weird about it.

Truth.

i could be misremembering but i think they’re acting like the last season didn’t happen.

Does Lauren Graham age? Serious question.

Sorry to be pedantic, but if it’s resuming the existing GG continuity, it is not a reboot, it’s a revival.

Stars Hollow karaoke.

This show makes me uncomfortable because the boys are soooooo doable and soooooo young. There. I said it. I always have to reassure myself we were the same age when they filmed it so it’s ok or something.

Dude, Blue Lagoon was so much naked though. I think the abstract filthiness was a lot harder to pick up on than two pre-teens (who are also related) being naked on Boner Island for two hours. I say this as someone who watched it way too much as an 11 year old. I couldn't really tell what was dirty in Grease, but I…

I always assumed they dated or hooked up because at the beginning pigtails girl says that Danny is looking good and rizzo says “That’s ancient history.”

It was at a loss when I heard that “Rizzo’s got a bun in the oven.” I had never heard that expression before Grease. Thanks.

This has nothing to do with my inchoate six-year-old crush on Danny Zuko, which developed into a full-blown lust as soon as I was old enough; because of this childhood scarring, I still harbor enough feelings of attraction towards young John Travolta that somehow I’m able to separate him in my mind from the smiling…

I’m aging myself here, but I distinctly recall a news article from back in the days before the PG-13 rating bemoaning the uselessness of the then-current motion picture rating system. The example that was given was the overall inoffensiveness of the R-rated The Blue Lagoon versus the general filthiness of the PG-rated …

I have an older sister and all of my friends had older siblings so I generally knew what a condom was - just not what one looked like. It was something men put over their penis so the women wouldn’t get pregnant. But I thought it was hard. And that’s why it broke. Because of Grease I somehow pictured condoms to be…