But every character on Succession is hilarious

Yeah, that’s totally Jesse Armstrong’s thing, he really made you covet the lives of those white assholes Mark and Jez in Peep Show and that’s why people watched it ... ... ... thinking that Succession has something in common with Aaron Sorkin shows, and thinking that it makes people covet the lives of the characters…

Is the end of season 3 where Shiv touches her stomach after Tom betrays her not the #1 foreshadowing? If it was right before this that she got pregnant that doesn’t really make sense, but people thought Shiv was pregnant going back to that scene. 

Occam’s razor: Kylie rolled out of bed, had not yet met her quota of daily word vomit, spent 30 minutes typing out drivel, and skimmed some headlines to link without doing any research whatsoever, as per usual. It is pretty hilarious to link an article that directly contradicts everything you’re saying. But this…

We need to hold an intervention with Jezebel to get them to stop thinking that hiring writers who have zero critical thinking ability or anything approaching a sense of humor is a good idea.

Rich is upset they didn’t hire the 600-pound actor so they didn’t have to use a fat suit. You know, the 600 pound actor ... who totally exists ... Maybe they should have hired Christian Bale; Bale would’ve done it righteous by gaining 400 pounds for the role

This is what happens when you get your news from Jezebel. Every other article about this says the sexual assault she was upset about was an “unwanted kiss”, not rape. 

Is this another story that’s just made up by Jezebel and total libel? There is no other article I can find saying that someone allegedly raped someone. The other articles say the action she was upset about was an “unwanted kiss”. Are unwanted kisses now rape, or again, is this libel?

The fact that journalists think they need Twitter to do their job is exactly why Twitter needs to disappear. 

Not sure of the final offer, but it looks like he only financed 12.5 billion with loans based off of his Tesla shares for the Twitter purchase, 12.5 billion is the value of 12.5 million Tesla shares, a small percentage of his holdings. Prior to that it looks like he had about half of his Tesla shares pledged for…

Tesla did not tank, Tesla stock is down 0.7% today, i.e. barely anything and a normal market move. Also, Musk owns about 172 million shares of Tesla. Tesla is currently worth about $1000 per share. So Musk’s Tesla holdings alone are currently worth around 172 billion. 

Yeah because some mutual abuse allegations, or scripted “reality” TV fighting, are the same thing as a person publicly assaulting someone on live TV

Writers and online commenters’ desperation to somehow frame this as an antagonistic white vs black racial thing is hilarious aka fucking gross.

Yup, and the entire point of the comments was how ridiculous that is and how Prince William seemingly did not actually make any comparison to wars in Africa. Not sure how you can be this dense 

I actually read the “article” that this is referencing, not just the headline genius. And all of the commenting that you are responding to was about the Chechen and Yugoslav European wars, and had nothing to do with Africa. 

So it’s not only “toxic masculinity” but precisely the definition thereof ... to want to continue working at your job, which you really enjoy, when you’re 44 years old and to not retire? How bizarre

K I’ll look at the nonsensical headline that has nothing to do with someone saying that it’s “alien” to see wars in Europe. Looking at it. Yep. Nonsensical headline. Ukraine and Russia still has nothing to do with wars in Africa 

Those sources say nothing about anyone saying war is normal in Africa and Asia

The fuck does Africa have to do with this?

The only thing that it appears he actually, probably said was “war is very alien in Europe.” You yourself are editorializing to say that he is “talking about the devastation.” Why do you think that? There’s no context to indicate he’s talking about it as a “devastation” and not thinking about geopolitics? Europeans…