Easy... you just gotta take pleasure in the fact that you know every single detail of your target’s life without flaunting that knowledge.

They have tip jars anywhere they can get away with them. 

So what you’re saying is if someone writes “they’re 18 lol” in some character bio somewhere it would be fine?

Come on and SLAM,
And welcoN B A JAM

That looks like what would be born if the 2010 sentra had kids with the 2015 sentra.

This whole infatuation with the need to tell a story is so frustrating.

I got pretty confused when they started adding sperm from the male fish in with the fish eggs until I realized the video wasn’t about caviar production.

So basically GATE?

The incidence of highway hypnosis won’t change... people will stop paying attention regardless of whether they’re in control of the speed or not.

I’d be down with that if they made a smaller Switch.

They probably meant $10 worth of yen

Exactly... since we can’t stop people from texting and driving, I’d at least want them to add some safety features that reduce the chances of them crashing into me.

Go for a fattier milk and some extra sugar and it’s totally a melted coke float.

Bluetooth headphones

“forever my jam” and cheese

The better way to do it is just get a PSP and put roms on it. You can still connect it to a TV and use PS3 controllers to play at home, but it will also work as a portable. Probably cost about the same too.

= fortgettaboutit

That’s how Canada does it:

“Whatever.”

A lot of common spices have anti-bacterial properties.