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This will either be a fun pairing or a total disaster

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Cut it out with hope. You know damn well any additional “economic anxiety” Trump supporters get over this will be funneled towards liberals and minorities by Fox News etc. It’s part of the plan. Rob them, and blame everyone else. “We didn’t achieve 3% growth like we thought because of the 5th Benghazi…

Albert, can you tell us more about your clam?

Did you just give everybody the advice that you can’t give everybody advice?

Sort of. Here’s the thing, everybody knew all of this in high school when they thought everybody was a big dummy. The only difference is now that they’re an adult, they might realize that they’re one of the big dummies too. There’s like maybe 500,000 intelligent and interesting people in this country. If you’re lucky…

“more than half of us”

Comey is not good. Trump firing him during the course of an investigation is EXTRA not good.

Of course Jean-Ralphio went on to marry the inventor of Spanx and become a minority owner of a mediocre NBA team.

Wipers - totally agree with. Cabin air filters - depends on the car. My wife’s vehicle takes 5 minutes top - pop the hood, open the filter door, pull old one out, put new one in, done (no tools needed). My car, OTOH, requires taking off the entire glove box, trim pieces and a shit ton of screws in hard to reach places…

It’s possible that Zuck brought the food (hence the disaster-ware). Most everyone has a nearly full plate except Bubba, over there. If Grandma didn’t cook it maybe they are all wary of it.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

“would get in the way of them being students first and foremost, and athletes second.”

I’ll have to remember these words of wisdom from the Ohio State and Stanford presidents tomorrow night when I’m watching Malik Hooker and Marshon Lattimore of Ohio State and Christian McCaffrey and Solomon Thomas of Stanford each…

Ya, because Deadspin has never ripped Peyton Manning for anything. Right.

If you were dating and he said he wanted to downgrade to friendship status, that is not the same as being "friend-zoned." Being friend-zoned is when (in the victimized mind of the person using the term) the guy (it's usually a guy) wants to date the girl, but instead of asking her out he tries to be her friend. Then…