Ditto brother for shot glasses in the garbage disposal. It's a wonder I still have hands after college.

When the all-staff email went out asking us to wear ugly Christmas sweaters to the office holiday party I could feel air getting sucked from this trend.

That's why Jeep is still in business!

Probably

My roommate is my work friend. It's great because I know he can afford rent. It's only kind great that we talk about work at home a lot, so sometimes it's like I'm putting in overtime. However, he works in a different area, so there are good opportunities for cross pollination and keeping up-to-date with agency…

read as: "annoying pot dealer"

On weekdays I run after work around 5:30PM, but in the winter sunset is something like two in the afternoon. That means that I wear as bright a sweatshirt as I can and try to stick to well lit routes.

All I meant was that there are tax advantages from investing and renting just like there are tax advantages for owning. The size of those advantages depends on a million things; like the amount one is able to invest (e.g. from avoided, unpredictible expenses like you say).

If you look at the alternative scenario where you invest the savings you could get from renting, the tax on those investments is much lower (15%) than other earned income. So there are tax savings with renting, just in a more abstract way.

Yeah, I usually just say no thanks to everything they try to sell, because I like it when they show me the air filter and offer to replace it for like $40 or whatever. That's when I explain that I'll just buy one for $11.99 at autozone!

How long will it take us to completely forget about Ebola?

I'd add oil change places to auto mechanics. They try to up sell EVERYTHING, and you're usually in too much of a hurry to care. "Yeah, sure, whatever." Also, you can't really get out of your car to look at the timing belt they told you was bad!

Forty bucks a year for AAA is the best money you'll ever spend. Plus, free maps!

Do you still get an "I Voted" sticker if you do it by mail? That's what I'm in it for!

I live in a poor neighborhood in Michigan (so, like, extra poor) with tons of kids, none of which I see trick-or-treating. I don't blame them for going to the fancier part of town, but goddamn does it make Halloween less fun. Last year I forgot it was Halloween between instances of giving out candy. I was actually…

I don't know if you can be self-insured, but I've never heard of it. I was thinking about insurance because it would be against the law to drive without it, right?

If you're gonna drive it on the road I wonder how much it'd cost to insure one of those bad boys? My guess would be that it falls in the "recreational vehicle" category.

Because, generally, people don't want to pay for higher quality food at McDonalds in the US. If they do, then McD is missing a pretty big opportunity.

Move to Lansing. Every joint here has Miller, Miller Lite, Bud, Bud Light, and Two Hearted on tap. It makes no sense, and all the sense.

It might make you brag less in comments sections!

It might make you brag less in comments sections!