It's not daft, it's a good way to make fucktons of money capitalism!

This is good kinja.

Not a single mention of the disaster that was Dune?

Yup to popularity and disease, but it's mostly China.

Other Hobbies: Listening to Rush on the way to dropping off this shipping container in Akron.

Yup. This is particularly important for men's shoes. A decent pair will cost you about 3 times as much as your average payless dress shoe, but last much longer than those 3 pairs. Plus shining patent leather is like the most trivial thing ever, and soft rubber soles last all of 2 months before they're worn down beyond…

Peyton's Fuckpad was the fantasy football team name I was looking for. Thanks!

I was in a co-ed fraternity with a house just off campus. If the result at Wesleyan is anything like my experience, then all those brothers (women member were called brothers too, go figure) can look forward to attending a thousand weddings every summer between two fraternity alumni. It makes for horrible…

Library, any phone sold since 2010, university computer lab, etc.

I don't see how you leap from "they have overdue water bills" to "they have internet access," or why/how the 2 are connected.

Holy moly this is great.

I heard, "Fucking hell!" Makes more sense for the accent, but "fuck you in your mouth" makes more sense for funny. Kids like should get all the free passes from the swear jar!

Dividends taken as cash are taxed along with your other income (like wages from your job). When they are reinvested they aren't taxed at the time, but you'll pay the 15% capital gains tax on the profit you make from selling the stock later. So eventually you'll pay tax on the reinvested dividends because they'll have…

About every other month I look around at the job market. I like my work, when there's work to do (which hasn't been the case lately). Luckily my job translates to lots of different places, so it makes the search pretty easy.

I'm living this first hand. I just punted my '96 Saturn SL2 for a 2014 Mazda3. There's no way all of these new buttons are going to be working in 2022, let alone be able to interface with my Cockputer(tm).

I don't think they'll ever get it.

*Taking individual ice cubes out of the tray instead of dumping them all in the bin and grabbing what you need LIKE A GODDAMN ADULT.